曾有人提议，翻译场需要些新风气。足球是国际的语言，球迷的声音是相通的，那里就为各人送上一些新料。
那是伟大的蓝黑队长哈维尔·萨内蒂的最初一场主场角逐，敌手是拉齐奥，本场意甲联赛关乎两队的欧联杯名额，所以也算不上鸡肋。但更多的焦点都聚在那位效劳了19年，857场的汉子身上。
赛后笔者即刻花了几个钟头往国外内拉论坛把本场角逐的实录挈了下来，翻译一下也算是个纪念。
注：本次吐槽集锦再次展示了蓝黑球迷充沛的想像力和丰富的语言，摘录里多处少儿不宜，请做好意理筹办。也期看天边高抬贵手不要屏障。
【旁白】一起头，良多人还沉浸在上周德比落败的悲看情感里。。。
Playing Lazio in May always brings me crap memories.
蒲月份对阵拉齐奥的角逐总能勾起我的悲伤回忆。
When was the last time we won against lazio?
上回我们赢拉齐奥啥时候的事了？
Anyone defending Mazzarri not starting JZ in his final home game should be banned on the thread.
谁再为马扎里辩解，为不消萨队首发主场最初一次表态找理由的都该从本帖禁言。
I think that's the last home game for mazzarri too
俺怎么脚得那也是马扎里的最初一场主场角逐。
Thankfully, I'll be able to watch a game live for once. Considering it's the end of an era for several Inter legends, I hope we get the win.
谢天谢地，我总算能够看一回曲播了。考虑到那是几位蓝黑传奇的告别战，一个时代的末结。期看我们能赢下来啊。
【旁白】当得悉首发名单里没有萨内蒂时。。。
I really want Zanetti to start. I care more about his farewell than getting Europa League (especially if no Europa League means no Mazzari)
我实期看萨内蒂能首发。和欧联名额比，我更在意他的告别式(出格是不进欧联能够让马扎里下课的话)
What?? Curva should rape his ass
神马？？北看台应该爆*他*的*菊
Curva's not even allowed in but I agree. They should be waiting for Mazzarri in the parking lot after the match.
咳，北看台的人那场角逐都不让出场了好吧(注：因为意足协开出的罚单)。不外我附和，他们赛后能够在泊车场等着马扎里。
I think the reason why Mazzarri doesn't trust Taider in Cambiasso's position is that he wants someone who can play long accurate balls to the wingbacks and switch play from side to side constantly. Hence Kuzmanovic over Taider.
我认为马扎里不相信泰德尔，不肯把他放在坎比位置上的原因是他需要一个可以有准确长传的人，有才能把球频繁往两边翼卫那儿分的人。所以...上库茨曼了泰德尔歇菜喽。
I agree that Taider is capable of performing that task. I'm just speculating on why Mazzarri might prefer Kuzmanovic over Taider. Either that or he hates Muslims
楼上的我觉得泰德尔有才能干好那差事，只是在猜为什么马扎里甘愿用库茨曼也不肯给泰德尔时机，也许...他痛恨穆*斯*林
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, WHERE IS JZ, THIS MATCH IS FOR HIM YOU FUCKIN CUNT, AND WHY THE FUCK KUZ IS THERE!? YOU CAN USE JZ IN THE FUCKIN MIDFIELD.... I'M FUCKIN DONE WITH THIS FUCKIN IGNORANCE COACH!
[全用大写怒吼的某老兄乱进]那他妈的是怎么回事！！萨队在哪儿啊啊啊？你个S*B，还有为什么库茨曼他妈的能在那儿啊！你能够用萨队往打他妈的中场啊，我受够了那个二货锻练了！！！
Well Mazzari hates youngster so he must be hate zanetti too
呵呵，因为马扎里不喜欢重用年轻人呗， 所以他当然不喜欢上小将嘛。
Samuel, Milito and Zanetti must be in the starting lineup !This is their last match at "Meazza" and they deserve to play 90 min !
萨穆埃尔，米利托，萨内蒂必需首发！那是他们在梅亚查的最初一场角逐，他们配得上踢满全场！
Last game for our captain!sad but happy for what he gives to us....16 trophies and many life lessons.
萨队最初一场角逐！对他所赐与的一切心存感恩...16个奖杯和许多的人生事理。
You really think our fans are packing the stadium today because they care about us qualifying to the EL?
你觉得今天我们的球迷把球场塞爆就是为了来看什么欧联杯名额决战吗？
I'd rather see us finish 17th on the table but at least give our legends the proper minutes and respect.
我甘愿看到我们的联赛排名在第17位... 至少也要给我们的传奇响应的出场和尊重。
It was better to start Zanetti and then get standing ovations when/if he gets subbed out. I really hope he gets at least 30 minutes, or someone should shoot Massarri.
让萨队首发然后再换下他来享受全场的起立拍手更好一些。我期看他至少能得到30分钟的上场时间，否则的话找人毙了马扎里。
Exactly, similar to how Mourinho gave Figo a tribute.. I put my entire day, on hold to see Capitano get the send off he deserves.. and odds are an early Lazio goal or a red card for us, could very well lead to him not even playing today..
没错，正如穆里尼奥若何安放菲戈的告别一样... 我用一成天来期待那一时刻，萨队配得上的那一刻。可假设让拉齐奥早早进球或者我们食张红牌，搞欠好他今天都不会上了啊。
Please Inter play your best tonight for our captain Javier Zanetti!
国际米兰，今晚请发扬你的更高程度，为了我们的队长萨内蒂！
Jesus Christ, you people...I'm 100% sure however it plays out it will be a mutual decision. Inter will win this game, Zanetti will have his glory moments, we will secure our spot, everyone will be happy. I don't know what everybody's fucking problem is.
天主啊，你们那些人啊... 我百分百地必定有关协议早就筹议好了。国际米兰会博得那场角逐，萨内蒂会有属于他的荣耀时刻，我们将进军欧联，所有人大快人心。实不晓得你们每个家伙有什么问题。
Lazio has been linked to good and bad memories forever with us and JZs, especially in may. He scored in the finale of 1998 against them, cried when we lost to them in the last day in 2002 and now makes us cry again on his last day.
拉齐奥老是和那些好的坏的回忆联络在一路，还有队长。特殊是在蒲月，98年决赛他进了球，2002年最初一场在哭抽泣。今天，我们又将在他的最初一天再次呜咽。
I am not one to be overtly emotional, but I can't believe this day is here and I'm really starting to feel it.
我不是那种特殊动情的人，但实不敢相信那一天已来到，我已经感触感染到了。
First time after long period I am emotional about Inter game ...
总算将有一场让我冲动的国米角逐了，良久没那觉得了...
I'm ready to cry like a bitch.
我筹办好了，筹办哭得像个贱*货。
Ill tell you what, if am rationally debating this, i would tell you Zanetti is better RIGHT NOW than our starting full backs,Now without getting into a lot of detail, fuck this coach, fuck the EL, fuck 5th place.
告诉你们吧，不平来战：萨内蒂仍然强过首发名单里的那个边后卫。往死吧锻练，往死吧欧联杯，往死吧第五名。
He's had a remarkable career. Not many footballers have achieved what he has. What a shame Curva Nord is closed. They would have given him an unforgettable send-off.
他的职业生活生计是灿烂的，他的成就也没几个足球运发动能到达。北看台被封闭实是遗憾，原来他们能给他一个难忘的送行。
The shivers around my body when I saw Zanetti singing c'e solo inter...
当我看到萨队起头跟着唱队歌时我满身发抖...
【布景旁白】开赛不久拉齐奥立马攻进一球领先。。。
great start inter. //facepalm
开局牛逼啊国米 //捂脸
That was inevitable from the moment Hernanes lost the ball.
从赫尔纳内斯丢球的那一刻起已经不成挽回了。
And that's how current day Inter is going to say farewell to JZ... fucking unbelievable
那就是今天堂米诡计为萨队筹办的告别式吗... 实特么难以置信。
Hernanes is still loyal to Lazio.
赫尔纳内斯仍然忠于拉齐奥。
Grande Mazzarri! I want Mazzarri still coach this team even if we change the president! Fuck you Mazzarri hater! I want his sperm for my beautiful...Dog.
干得标致马扎里！即便我们再换个 我也仍期看马批示陆续在位！马扎里黑都滚粗吧！我要用他的精*液喂我那标致的。。。狗
【布景旁白】随后不久科瓦西奇标致的助攻帕拉西奥扳平。
hwo the fuck assisted ?? ?? that was fucking amazing!
我靠那个助攻怎么回事？太牛掰了！！
Man I love how loud the stadium is tonight. I wish we had our own stadium or the San Siro was always this packed (plus the Curva).
伴计们我对今晚场子里造造的音量很称心，实期看能拥有本身的球场啊，或者圣西罗老是那么爆满也行(当然北看台得开放)
Kova just told us all , who the fuck cant pass?
科娃刚告诉各人，传球谁特么不会呀？
Hernanes fucking up every pass/play ...
赫尔纳内斯的每次传球/触球仍然惨绝人寰...
How much these top teams have fallen. A few years ago this was a uefa cup final with ronaldo up to
几年了几顶级球队沉沉浮浮呀。几年前如许的对决仍是在联盟杯决赛并加上一个大罗呢。
Naga is so predictable.
长友君的踢法实是了无新意呀。
Kovacic is playing his best game in Inters career so far.
科娃正在奉献加友邦米以来最出彩的一场角逐。
Ranocchia, his awareness of the game has matured incredibly.
拉诺齐亚，他阅读角逐的才能正在惊人地成熟。
Our attack is so stagnant. There really is no need for Rolando AND Samuel to be on the field at the same time.
我们的进攻实是无能，实的不需要同时把罗兰多和萨穆埃尔派上场。
Jonathan is pure amateur footballer.
若纳坦实是个十足的业余球员。
What the fuck is Jonathan doing? How the fuck is he from Brasil? No ball control today...
靠若纳坦在搞毛啊？那个家伙怎么可能是巴西来的？今天完全不会控球...
He didn't play street football
[然后楼下回复]因为他没玩过街球呗
Keita eating those four clowns. Rolando. Samuel. Naga and Jono all day.
对方的凯塔今儿轻松地干挺了罗兰多，萨穆埃尔，长友和若纳坦。
【布景旁白】科娃再度助攻伊卡而迪，国际2:1反超
Kovacic is absolutely murdering Lazio. What a fucking gem. Good finish Icardi.
科瓦西奇完全谋杀了拉齐奥，多棒的一块宝石啊. 伊卡尔迪的射门也很棒。
Kova 2 Lazio 1..
科娃 2 : 1 拉齐奥...
Kovacic being a boss. Saving Mazzzarri's job, but obviously doing it for JZ
科瓦西奇是主宰，挽救了马扎里的帅位，但他显然也是为了萨队。
kova and icardi the future.
科娃和二弟是将来！
the future of Inter saluting its past //tears
国米的将来在向国米的过往致敬 //泪
【布景旁白】帕拉西奥梅开二度，3:1
wtf, is it 3-1? the scoreboard for me says 3-1?
哎呀我艹，3:1了？实的吗记分牌告诉我3:1?
Wtf! I went to the fridge and we score 2 goals lmao!
我了个往！我往冰箱那拿点工具回来我们又进了俩了，哈哈！
Palaciooooooooo!3:1 No reaction from mazzari LOL
帕拉西奥！ 3:1, 固然马扎里面无脸色，哈哈
Why the fuck does mazzari look depressed?
马扎里为啥他妈的看上往那么沮丧呢？
Put Zanetti on field!
该换萨队了！
Why can't we play like this all the time?
为什么我们不克不及每次都踢成如许？
I came out of the wc half naked and with 5 cm shit hanging from my ass to see the goal..
俺半裸着往了茅厕，成果屁股上还挂着5厘米长的屎呢又跑出来看那个进球...
Milito and Zanetti for second half!
下半场上米利托和萨内蒂！
Absolutely fantastic, this is worth being Zanetti's last game. We are actually playing nice, what a delight to watch.
绝对梦幻的表示，那才配得上是萨内蒂的最初一场角逐。事实上我们打得很棒，角逐看着很爽。
does Mazzari knows he's getting sacked already? he shows no emotions
马扎里是不是晓得他要下课了？怎么全无脸色啊。
-- we're not parking the bus... He's being forced to entertain us.. at home.
[楼下回复]我们没摆大巴了...在主场他被迫要愉悦我们呗。
Mazzarri still looks like he wants to kill himself. Probably unhappy at the attacking football we're playing.
马扎里看上往仍然想自裁的样子。也许对我们展现出来的攻势足球不兴奋吧。。。
Glad we actually decided to play football for Zanetti's farewell.
实兴奋，我们总算为萨内蒂告别起头正经踢球了。
I'm not drunk,we scored 3 goals and we are still attacking...what?!
我没饮多吧，我们进了仨，如今我们竟然还在进攻？
Woow! Kova excellent!That is the future there! And for the line up bashers not bad eh? 3-1 up and enough time for JZ to play part in a winning team. Lovely football.
哇！科娃好样的！我们的将来呀！那些一起头对首发阵容叽歪的家伙呢？看看，3:1了，并且排场标致，萨队应该会有足够的表示时机了吧。
【布景旁白】半场歇息
The atmosphere at the Meazza in incredible. Can't remember wen last I heard it like that.
今晚梅亚查的气氛无与伦比，都不记得前次那般是什么时候了。
Now it's time to masturbate over the highlights reel.
今晚的撸材又有了，屌丝们猛烈对着本场集锦开撸吧。
Kovacic in zidane mode.
科瓦西奇开启了齐丹形式。
Madness game.. best first half in entire season..seem our all player give their 200 % for this game thats why last week their didnt give a fuck at all on derby..
疯狂的角逐...整赛季发扬最棒的一个上半场，看上往我们的队员在今天那场角逐里全数200%超凡发扬了，那是为啥上礼拜他们底子不鸟德比的原因。
I hope JZ will pull a Paul Scholes for another season.
我期看萨队下赛季能向斯科尔斯进修。(意指半途再度复出)
Plastic bottles always have a hard time with Walter Mazzarri
沃特尔·马扎里老跟矿泉水瓶过不往，怎么破。
Mazzarri clearly showing his lack of motivation skills as apparently when our side is motivated we're actually rather good.
马扎里完全表露了不擅鼓励球队的弊端。很显然，当球队完全鼓足了劲的时候我们踢得还实不错。
Dat vision of Kovacic, finally exactly what I wanted to see from him. He's been reading my posts. I deserve 15% of his salary.
科瓦西奇的视野啊，总算到达我对他的要求了，他必然来读过我的贴了，俺峭壁配得上拿他15%的工资。
As if though one good half erases all the shit weve seen all season. All this half showed is the wasted potential of our squad by playing 11 behind the ball.
一个完美的上半场仍无法掩饰整个赛季蹩脚的表示，那个上半场告诉我们了，球队的潜力完全被藏匿在以前的11人摆大巴战术里了。
in perfect universe...We win 5-1, goals by Kova and Zanetti and than fans invade pitch and carry Zanetti on their shoulders and slap Mazzari with the bottle
在一个完美的宇宙平行空间里，我们应该5:1拿下那场角逐，科娃和萨队进球，球迷涌出场内把队长蜂拥扛在肩上游行---同时用矿泉水瓶抽马扎里的脸。