[灌水]世界蜜斯眼中的最初一问：描述一下他们国度男性的性器官(转载)
Miss Universe’s last Question
全球蜜斯最初一题
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
美国蜜斯：美国的男性器官象绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国蜜斯：因为只要一看到密斯，他们就会起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
西班牙蜜斯：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙蜜斯：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
Applause! Applause!)
(拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问：菲律宾蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律宾蜜斯：菲律宾的男性器官象蜚语。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾蜜斯：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(拍手、拍手，起立饮摘，拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
问：伊朗蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗蜜斯：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗蜜斯：因为他们总爱走后门。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ＆gt;Applause!)
(拍手、拍手，大笑、大笑，拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度蜜斯：印度的男性器官象劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度蜜斯：因为日夜劳“做”。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
马来西亚蜜斯：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚蜜斯：看起来很硬(外型类似HONDA)其实很软(一碰就变形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(拍手、拍手，大笑、大笑，拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
新加坡蜜斯：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡蜜斯：老是冲出场，提早15分钟出场。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
(拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
中国蜜斯：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国蜜斯：固然不大，但几分钟内就能够把你送上云端……