全球蜜斯描述男性性器官 (英汉版,绝对超卓)(转载)

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  question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:美国蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like

  gentlemen.

  美国蜜斯:美国的男性器官象绅士。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........

  美国蜜斯:因为只要一看到密斯,他们就会起立……

  (applause! applause!)

  (拍手、拍手)

  question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:西班牙蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or

  toro(bull)

  西班牙蜜斯:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.

  西班牙蜜斯:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

  applause! applause!)

  (拍手、拍手)

  question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your

  country?

  问:菲律宾蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like

  gossip or rumors.

  菲律宾蜜斯:菲律宾的男性器官象蜚语。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.

  菲律宾蜜斯:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

  (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)

  (拍手、拍手,起立饮摘,拍手、拍手)

  question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:伊朗蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.

  伊朗蜜斯:伊朗的男性器官象贼。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.

  伊朗蜜斯:因为他们总爱走后门。

  (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! gt;applause!)

  (拍手、拍手,大笑、大笑,拍手、拍手)

  question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:印度蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

  印度蜜斯:印度的男性器官象劳力。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms india: because it works day and night......

  印度蜜斯:因为日夜劳“做”。

  (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)

  (拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手)

  question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a

  male organ in your country?

  问:马来西亚蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton

  car.

  马来西亚蜜斯:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.

  马来西亚蜜斯:看起来很硬(外型类似honda)其实很软(一碰就变形)。

  (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)

  (拍手、拍手,大笑、大笑,拍手、拍手)

  question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:新加坡蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu

  (afraid to lose).

  新加坡蜜斯:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes

  before the

  show is over.

  新加坡蜜斯:老是冲出场,提早15分钟出场。

  applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!

  (拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手)

  question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  问:中国蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

  ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.

  中国蜜斯:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

  question: how can you say so?

  问:为什么呢?

  ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

  中国蜜斯:固然不大,但几分钟内就能够把你送上云端

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