全球蜜斯描述男性性器官 (英汉版，绝对超卓）(转载)
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
gentlemen.
美国蜜斯：美国的男性器官象绅士。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国蜜斯：因为只要一看到密斯，他们就会起立……
(applause! applause!)
(拍手、拍手)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
toro(bull)
西班牙蜜斯：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙蜜斯：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
applause! applause!)
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question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问：菲律宾蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律宾蜜斯：菲律宾的男性器官象蜚语。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾蜜斯：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(拍手、拍手，起立饮摘，拍手、拍手)
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗蜜斯：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗蜜斯：因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! gt;applause!)
(拍手、拍手，大笑、大笑，拍手、拍手)
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度蜜斯：印度的男性器官象劳力。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms india: because it works day and night......
印度蜜斯：因为日夜劳“做”。
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question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton
car.
马来西亚蜜斯：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚蜜斯：看起来很硬(外型类似honda)其实很软(一碰就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(拍手、拍手，大笑、大笑，拍手、拍手)
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu
(afraid to lose).
新加坡蜜斯：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡蜜斯：老是冲出场，提早15分钟出场。
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
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question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国蜜斯，请描述贵国男性的性器官。
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中国蜜斯：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国蜜斯：固然不大，但几分钟内就能够把你送上云端