全球蜜斯--趣话说汉子性器官(转载)(转载)

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  question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:美国蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.

    美国蜜斯:美国的男性器官象绅士。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........

    美国蜜斯:因为只要一看到密斯,他们就会起立……

    (applause! applause!) (拍手、拍手)

    question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:西班牙蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)

    西班牙蜜斯:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.

    西班牙蜜斯:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

    (applause! applause!)

    (拍手、拍手)

    question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:菲律宾蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

    菲律宾蜜斯:菲律宾的男性器官象蜚语。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.

    菲律宾蜜斯:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

    (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (拍手、拍手,起立饮摘,拍手、拍手)

    question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:伊朗蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.

    伊朗蜜斯:伊朗的男性器官象贼。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.

    伊朗蜜斯:因为他们总爱走后门。

    (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! amp;gt;applause!)

    (拍手、拍手,大笑、大笑,拍手、拍手)

    question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:印度蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

    印度蜜斯:印度的男性器官象劳力。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms india: because it works day and night......

    印度蜜斯:因为日夜劳“做”。

    (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)

    (拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手)

    question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:马来西亚蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.

    马来西亚蜜斯:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.

    马来西亚蜜斯:看起来很硬(外型类似honda)其实很软(一碰就变形)。

    (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)

    (拍手、拍手,大笑、大笑,拍手、拍手)

    question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:新加坡蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).

    新加坡蜜斯:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

    新加坡蜜斯:老是冲出场,提早15分钟出场。

    applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!

    (拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手、拍手)

    question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

    问:中国蜜斯,请描述贵国男性的性器官。

    ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.

    中国蜜斯:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

    question: how can you say so?

    问:为什么呢?

    ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

    中国蜜斯:固然不大,但几分钟内就能够把你送上云端……

     汉子看了不顶就那辈子别想酿成我们中国蜜斯说的那种汉子.

    女人看了不顶就那辈子别想碰着我们中国蜜斯说的那种汉子

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